Who saw Noah's Ark?
Reverend G. R. Gaudreau errancy@infidels.org
Mon, 03 May 1999 18:22:25 -0400 (00925788145, 372E21A1.A55B3F9A@sprint.ca)
Helen Willis wrote:
>
> This is off topic but since the list is dead, I'll write it anyway.
> Becky my eleven year old wanted to see Noah's Ark on NBC last night. It
> was truly strange. Noah was apparently mixed with Abraham. Noah and Lot
> were friends who lived together in Sodom. Noah still did drink too
> much. Did anyone else notice Lot had no daughters? The writers added so
> many characters to the story, I wonder why they lost those daughters?
> They lost the angels as well. I guess they just couldn't come up with a
> way to write the crowd scene where Lot offers his girls to the mob that
> would go over in the average American home. I suppose the sweet story
> about them later getting pregnant by their daddy also wasn't an
> acceptable story to show the kiddies. Don't Christians see how awful
> these stories are when the TV has to completely rewrite them to make
> them palatable for the average American viewer?
> Helen
> hhiwater@bright.net
RevGaud
Hello Helen,
For one thing, the story of Noah, by itself, is just too damn
boring for the average intelligent person to sit through. Second,
they didn't do any worse than the authors of the Bible itself.
After all, if they, the Bible authors, can invent some history,
why can't Hollywood? And as for Xtians seeing how awful these
stories are: no offense Helen, but, dream on! ;-)
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The Right Reverend G. R. Gaudreau
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