Biblical/Jesus errors

Donald T Scott dts02@juno.com
Mon, 4 Jan 1999 21:23:30 -0800 (00915535410, 19990104.212330.9326.0.dts02@juno.com)



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>DDD
>But....Sherlock Holmes is obviously a historical person. There are
>myriad's of books detailing His life. There are Movies and TV shows
>proclaiming His beliefs and lifestyle. There are even groups which
>meet
>regularly to celebrate His existence. If you should happen to find a
>logical flaw in one of His speeches, this does not mean that He is
>wrong. He is never wrong, you just don't know what He really meant
>when
>He said that.
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>
DTS Santa Claus is eagerly anticipated by young children in may parts of the world. Numerous authors who have never met or corresponded with one another have given remarkably harmonious accounts of the life and ways of Santa Claus. Santa is memorialized in the front yards of homes every year with lights and figures depicting Santa and his reindeer. Movies and TV shows have been produced about Santa, and children and adults come to shopping malls in hordes just to meet with him. And who says reindeer can't fly and fat men can't levitate up a chimney? To a mere human these may seem impossible, but with Santa, all things are possible, because Santa is Santa. I never did wake up when my mom supposedly replaced my outmoded little incisor under the pillow with a nice, shiny quarter, so I cannot prove that it really was not the Tooth Fairy that did it. Other children may have caught their parents in the act, but the Tooth Fairy didn't visit these children because their parents didn't have faith in her. So, prove to me that the Tooth Fairy isn't real. I take it you haven't been on this list very long, DDD. Logical flaws in Jesus' (reported) speeches are regular fare here. I can think of one offhand; if someone struck me, I wouldn't turn my other cheek, but I would instead uncork a good left cross. ___________________________________________________________________ You don't need to buy Internet access to use free Internet e-mail. Get completely free e-mail from Juno at http://www.juno.com/getjuno.html or call Juno at (800) 654-JUNO [654-5866]