A Public Service Announcement
Lee Bowen errancy@infidels.org
Tue, 10 Aug 1999 14:41:03 GMT (00934314063, 19990810144103.58105.qmail@hotmail.com)
>From: Nancy Todd <todds@mail.pa.net>
>Reply-To: errancy@infidels.org
>To: errancy@infidels.org
>Subject: Re: A Public Service Announcement
>Date: Mon, 09 Aug 1999 19:47:34 -0400
>
>At 05:42 PM 8/9/99 GMT, you wrote:
> >Apostle Lee
> >The following is presented as a public service. Courtesy of
> >http://www.abarnett.demon.co.uk/atheism/etiquette.html
> >
> >
> >
> >Etiquette in the Afterlife
> >
> >( God is really gonna keep an eye on you in Heaven )
> >
> >This useful public service is brought to you by the Wasteland Of Wonders.
> >Many people have written to us asking "Dear Wasteland, When the Rapture
> >comes, how should I behave?". The way we should behave in the afterlife
>is
> >something rarely touched on in sermons, and so we commissioned a team of
>top
> >theologians to ponder the issue. This list is the result of three months
>of
> >strenuous contemplation.
> > Men - During your Rapturous ascent to Heaven, remember not to
>look
> >up the skirt of any pretty girls above you.
> > Do not ask the Angelic Choir if they know any Black Sabbath.
>
>NANCY
>What, no Ironman?
APOSTLE LEE
Inspirational church songs only.
>
>
>LEE
> > Keep your cloud tidy. Baby Jesus likes nothing less than seeing
>a
> >cloud littered with empty soda cans (no beer, remember?).
>
>NANCY
>No Guiness?
APOSTLE LEE
The brewers balked at the kickback the good southern baptist demanded.
>
><snip>
> >
> >©Adrian Barnett 1999
> >
> >I find the eight suggestion to be hilarious, it is something they never
>seem
> >to think about.
> >Apostle Lee
> >
> >
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>
>NANCY
>Hell is sounding better with each passing moment.
>
>St. Nancy the tanned, patron saint of grammar
>todds@pa.net
>
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