A Public Service Announcement
Nancy Todd errancy@infidels.org
Mon, 09 Aug 1999 19:47:34 -0400 (00934260454, 3.0.6.32.19990809194734.008747a0@mail.pa.net)
At 05:42 PM 8/9/99 GMT, you wrote:
>Apostle Lee
>The following is presented as a public service. Courtesy of
>http://www.abarnett.demon.co.uk/atheism/etiquette.html
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>Etiquette in the Afterlife
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>( God is really gonna keep an eye on you in Heaven )
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>This useful public service is brought to you by the Wasteland Of Wonders.
>Many people have written to us asking "Dear Wasteland, When the Rapture
>comes, how should I behave?". The way we should behave in the afterlife is
>something rarely touched on in sermons, and so we commissioned a team of top
>theologians to ponder the issue. This list is the result of three months of
>strenuous contemplation.
> Men - During your Rapturous ascent to Heaven, remember not to look
>up the skirt of any pretty girls above you.
> Do not ask the Angelic Choir if they know any Black Sabbath.
NANCY
What, no Ironman?
LEE
> Keep your cloud tidy. Baby Jesus likes nothing less than seeing a
>cloud littered with empty soda cans (no beer, remember?).
NANCY
No Guiness?
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>©Adrian Barnett 1999
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>I find the eight suggestion to be hilarious, it is something they never seem
>to think about.
>Apostle Lee
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NANCY
Hell is sounding better with each passing moment.
St. Nancy the tanned, patron saint of grammar
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