Fwd: Is god out there?

Brett Jensen brettski_boy@hotmail.com
Fri, 30 Oct 1998 12:44:59 PST (00909801899, 19981030204459.14625.qmail@hotmail.com)


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>Is God really there?
>
>A college student was in a philosophy class which had a discussion
>about God's existence. The professor presented the following logic:
>
>"Has anyone in this class heard God?" Nobody spoke.
>"Has anyone in this class touched God?" Again, nobody spoke.
>"Has anyone in this class seen God?"
>
>When nobody spoke for the third time, he simply stated, "Then there is
>no
>God."
>
>One student thought for a second, and then asked for permission to
>reply.
>Curious to hear this bold student's response, the professor granted it,
>and the student stood up and asked the following questions of his
>classmates:
>
>"Has anyone in this class heard our professor's brain?"
> Silence.
>"Has anyone in this class touched our professor's brain?"
> Absolute silence.
>"Has anyone in this class seen our professor's brain?"
> When nobody in the class dared to speak, the student concluded,
>"Then, according to our professor's logic, it must be true that our
>professor
>has no brain!"
>
>The student received an "A" in the class
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