An Angry Creationist

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ADNAN
This was submitted to alt.bible.errancy. I rejected it because it contained
name calling and insults that is not allowed on the newsgroup.  I found it
hilarious, so I am posting it here. 

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From: "apex" <apex@home.com>
Newsgroups: alt.bible.errancy
Subject: Re: Richard's Sources

Hey moron,

I don't classify myself as a "fundie" or "Pentecostal" , but as an
evangelical freethinker I freely think that you have the brains of a
chimpanzee.  The problem with all you gutless, godless gorillas is that you
think so much like apes that it makes more work for us to prove that
evolution is mindless chatter, because the evolutionists act so much like
monkeys themselves.

There are God-men on the battlefield, at every moment of every day,
spreading the Peace and Joy of Jesus Christ, despite your silly, inane
remarks.

Chuck the Chimp



>SHAWN:

>Salaam!  Freethinking is under attack!  Help! I can handle all the

>fundies by myself, but I don't have time to chat with them amicably over tea

>and cookies. Please come help!  : )

>

>Thanks, Adnan!  I'll take a look at those sites as soon as I screw up

>the courage to wade through anything with the words "creation science" in

>it. I'll probably need to have an empty stomach first...



>The most interesting and telling part of Richard's post is the date.  He

>posted that message over three weeks ago, and so far, not a single

pentacostal

>friend of his has showed up to help him.  Could it be that nobody, even his

>fellow fundies, wants to try to defend his claptrap?

>

>- Shawn

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