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>BRIDEAN

>FALLACY OF HUMOR AND RIDICULE.


DICK
True. That's what it is.


>I have actually determined

>the real size of Dick Jone's wong.


I can imagine that you often determine the real sizes
of male wongs, whatever the hell a wong is. Can't you
tell the difference between a wang and a wong?

BRIDEAN
Well, yours is too small to be called a wang, so I decided to call
it a wong, for lack of a better term.  I don't know an appropriate 
English word for one as small as yours.


>It can't be 2' because with such a

>large wong he should have no trouble getting women.


DICK
FALSE. I beat them off with sticks. Money has magnetic
properties for women.

BRIDEAN
Well, I knew it couldn't be because of your small wong.


>And with no

>trouble getting women he would not need to resort to using 16 year

>olds.


DICK
Resort? FALLACY OF FALSE IDENTIFICATION. Womanhood is
never determined by age. There are girls who are 28 and
there are women who are 14. And there was only ONE 16
year-old who had about six years of sexual experience
with her father and brothers by then, and who had the
experience of committing a murder, often a maturing act.
And at my age, they use me more than I use them.

BRIDEAN
I see, so you admit to being used by a 16 year old.  Not very clever for
a millionaire lawyer/doctor.  Sounds more like something that would happen
to a person who cleans restrooms for McDonalds.


>However, in an earlier post, Dick did mention a 2" wong.


DICK
FALSE. I don't even know what hell a wong is unless
you mean a very short Chinese person. I did mention
Tilly's 2-incher in passing which is what all people
do, pass it up.

BRIDEAN
Ah, you were close when you said "small".


>So since it

>can't be 2' it must be 2 inches. 


DICK
FALLACY OF FALSE DILEMMA. These are not the only choices.
You can't even use logical humor. This is irrational humor.


>So actually, Dick in his previous post

>is merely displaying a rather boring Freudian displacement.


Freudian displacement? There is no such thing, but then
you often discuss nonexistents as though they were real,
like saying you can think when you have no mind, plus you
believe in wongs. Do two wongs make a rite?

BRIDEAN
Well you can't face the fact that you have a small wong, so you claim
that other people (Till in this case) have a small one.  You are merely
projecting your own inadequacies onto someone else.  Not very 
interesting.

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