A little mid east humor

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Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York.
One sat in the window seat, the other in the middle seat. Just before
take-off a little Jewish guy got on and took the aisle seat next to the
Arabs. He kicked  off his shoes, wiggled his toes and was settling in when
the Arab in the window seat said, "I think I'll go up and get a Coke."
"No problem," said the Jew. "I'll get it for you."
While he was gone the Arab picked up the Jew's shoe and spit in it.
When the Jew returned with the Coke, other Arab said, "That looks good.
Think I'll have one too."
Again, the Jew obligingly went to fetch it, and while he was gone the Arab
picked up the other shoe and spit in it. The Jew returned with the Coke,
and they all sat back and enjoyed the short flight. As the plane was
landing the Jew slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what
had happened. "How long must this go on?" he asked.  "This enmity between
our peoples.....this hatred ... this spitting in shoes and peeing in
Cokes?"





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