A Bit of Humor
SJane Weisiger assissi@yahoo.com
Sun, 8 Feb 1998 06:50:38 -0800 (PST) (00886971038, 19980208145038.12261.rocketmail@send1a.yahoomail.com)
I found the following while surfing this morning and thought you might
find it humorous.
SJane Weisiger
assissi@yahoo.com
TOP 20 REASONS WHY GOD NEVER RECEIVED TENURE
20. He had only one publication.
19. It was in Hebrew.
18. It had no references.
17. It was not published in a refereed journal.
16. Some even doubt he wrote it himself.
15. It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done
since
then.
14. His cooperative efforts have been quite limited.
13. The scientific community has had a hard time replicating his
results.
12. He never applied to the Ethics Board for permission to use human
subjects.
11. When one experiment went awry, he tried to cover it up by drowning
the subjects.
10. When subjects did not behave as predicted, he deleted them from the
sample.
9. He rarely came to class; just told students to read the book.
8. Some students complained about bowing to address him.
7. Some say he had his son teach the class.
6. He expelled his first two students for learning.
5. Although there were only ten requirements, most students failed his
tests.
4. His final exam is still being prepared.
3. His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountaintop.
2. Satan sits on his evaluation committee.
1. He moves in mysterious ways.
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~o~o~o~o~"If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments."~o~o~o~o~
-Earl Wilson
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