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Brian Dean bridean@hotmail.com
Thu, 05 Feb 1998 07:19:38 PST (00886713578, 19980205151938.11185.qmail@hotmail.com)



> BRIDEAN
> That's pretty funny! However I don't think that you are ready to
> interpret the Bible yet because you still think too logically.
>
> What you could have said instead is that this will mean that you
> will meet Elvis after he has risen from the dead. Since Elvis
> doesn't want to be seen by the world yet he obviously doesn't
> want a bank account. So he gives his money to you for safe
> keeping. He then dies again by an overzealous Christian who doesn't
> want another "resurrected from the dead" dude ruining his faith.
> This is how you get to keep the money.
>
> The test comes in to play by finding Elvis in the first place.
>
> I would say that most Christians would find my explanation more
> logical than yours.
>
IAN That could explain the first fortune but not the second. How would you explain the difficult test that will make me happier? BRIDEAN Well, using good wholesome Christian logic again, I would just say that meeting Elvis would "test" your faith in the resurrection of the dead. This is because apperently you don't believe it. And it would make you happy because of all the money he will give you. ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com