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Ian & Pam Dorion wrote:

> 

> IAN

> Pam and I went out for dinner Saturday night and decided to have Chinese

> food. After dinner we got our fortune cookies and as luck would have it, I

> got two fortunes in my cookie.

> Pam asked, "What does your fortune say?"

> Ian, "It says, 'You have a new love on the horizon.'"

> Pam, "Oh it does not. Let me see it."

> So I let her see it and it said, "You will spend old age in comfort and

> material wealth."

> "How do you get a new love on the horizon out of that," Pam demanded.

> "Well, how else am I going to spend my old age in comfort and material

> wealth?" I answered.

> Pam, "Well what does the other one say?"

> Ian, "You have a new love on the horizon."

> Pam, "Oh it does not. Let me see it."

> She reads, "'You will pass a difficult test that will make you happier.'

> How do you explain that?"

> Ian, "Well, you know it's going to be difficult for me to find a rich woman

> and get her to marry me. That's the difficult test. The money is going to

> make me happier."

> 

> I feel I'm ready to interpret the Bible now.


Martin-
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