A Hundred Mutha's & Wives

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>snip Carl's previous stuff


GEISIK wrote

>I doubt that I have much coming my way either.  However, can someone

explain to me exactly how one gets a "hundredfold" more wives.  Didn't
bigamy go out in the Old Testament?

KORNFORM wrote

>How does one ever acquire a hundred mothers?

>I have classified this verse under "Stupid Jesus Stuff" along with "don't

worry about tomorrow," "ridding one of insanity by demon transplantation
into swine," "how to get really pissed at fruit trees out of season." and
"how to find tax money in a fish's mouth," not to mention calling the very
first pope "Satan."

from BACH
Dear fellow Apostates,

I want all of you to know that I am keeping the 30 pieces of silver for
myself and buying a field, or maybe I will just throw it at the priests'
feet and walk away from it.  Hey, I'm going to go out on a limb here, but I
am willing to hang myself for awhile before falling headlong into the field
that I bought with the money that I no longer had because I gave it all back
out of guilt,  where my midriff will burst asunder and all my entrails will
fall out of my mid-section, IF my following pill box hat with a veil[ed]
prophesy proves false:
Witness, all ye who have the ears that God dug into the sides of your heads,
hear this:
Before the cock crows two and a third times in the key of "B flat", Joe
Alward will have an article on his web site called "Stupid Jesus Stuff" and
will rip off Kornform's six examples above and start asking everybody else
on this list for additional examples that he can also publish under the same
heading.
Hey, don't say I didn't forewarn you all. It is written in the prophet
"I -sayuh" lotta stuff.

Sincerely,
Bones Eric Thaddaeus Labaeus Judas sonofagun (brother of Josephus) Bach
thebachs@fgi.net

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