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>>ADNAN

>>Two to four books a day? Dick Jones is a joke.


DICK

>Your own reading skills are retarded, are they? Yesterday's

>books were _A Bleeding of Innocents_ by Jo Bannister,

>_Made in America_ by Bill Bryson, and _The Eye of the Queen_

>by Phillip Mann. If you can't read an ordinary sized book

>in an hour, you have intellectual problems.


ADNAN
And my yesterday books were_Encyclopedia Britannica_,  ten translations of
the Bible, and five volumes Hadith Bukhari. I also wrote 5000 articles for
5000 journals. 

Notice that Dick did not give any information so we verify any of his claims. 

I know Dick. He is a high schools graduate who cleans restrooms at a
McDonald. 

Dick claimed earlier:

DICK

>Unlike your fictions, my accomplishments are easily verified.


ADNAN
What a joke.

DICK

>The Annual Convention of Universalists, where I am the primary

>speaker, will be held in the Los Angeles area next month. Would

>you like to make reservations?


ADNAN
Dick himself asked us if we would like to make reservations. After I
informed Dick that I would indeed like to make reservations, Dick realized
that he has been caught with his pants down. Now he refused to give the
phone number where I can contact these people and make the reservation. 

Dick, you are a tasteless joker. Did you think that we would believe any
nonsense coming from a big fat liar?


>>DICK

>>>I also find time to screw my lover two or three times a week, a 35-year

>>old college professor, divorced with four children. 



>>ADNAN

>>I even doubt that.


DICK

>Well, the number of times does vary. I saw her both Saturday

>and Sunday. Or do you doubt that she's a college professor?

>Professor of Nursing. You doubt she's divorced? Sure is but

>I do screw married women too from time to time. 


ADNAN
And that must be true because Dick says so. You are a loudmouth clown, Dick. 


>>DICK

>>>I also find time to consult in medicine

>>>occasionally at $100 and in law less occasionally with a base

>>>fee of $334,000. 

>

>>ADNAN

>>Oh, you do? Why don't you  post the phone number who the company who pays

>>someone like you 334,000? I would like to contact them.


DICK

>No "company" has ever paid me any money as a legal fee.

>Why would you ever imagine anything like that?


ADNAN
Well, McDonad's does pay you $5 an hour. 

Don't be a moron. Until you can give some information that I can verify,
don't waste our time with such claims. 


>>DICK

>>>I also lecture at two universities several

>>>times a year as an adjunct professor on medical malpractice

>>>law, my specialty. 

>>

>>ADNAN

>>Why don't you give us the name of these universities, so we can contact

them?

DICK

>Precisely because an asshole like you might actually 

>contact them. Of what significance would confirmation

>of this fact be?


ADNAN
Exactly! I would contact them and everyone would find out that everything
you said was false. You are a miserable freak.

DICK

>No, unlike you, I'm quick enough to get out before the

>husband gets in the door. 


ADNAN
If you are so quick, why didn't you get out when you were caught with a big
black dude at the McDonad's restroom?


>>ADNAN

>>Which library is that? What's the phone number?


DICK

>If you imagine for an instant that I would let such

>information get to an asshole like you, you'd better

>think again. 


ADNAN
So Dick wouldn't give any information so we can confirm his outrageous claims.
That further confirms that he is a lying thug. 

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