a joke - so shoot me!
April adorsey@NETUSA1.NET
Mon, 8 Sep 1997 12:05:08 -0600 (00873763508, 199709081626.MAA04578@gatem02.netusa1.net)
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> Three Atheists were on an island and about to die. They all decided
> it was time to pray.
[Yes, I know this wouldn't happen. It's a joke, OK?]
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> 1st: I don't know how to pray. Don't know where to begin.
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> 2nd: I don't know where to start either.
>
> 3rd: I've never done it either. The closest I've come to
> religion was living next door to a catholic church.
>
> The other two: You know the most, why don't you lead us.
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> The 3rd bows his head, clasps his hands and says: B-4, I-22, N-17, ...
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