An Unusual Birth

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NANCY
Why would passing through the birth canal taint a baby? Geez, this stuff
is
downright bizarre.

WASHBURN
Nancy, those of us who had a good, Christian upbringing know that sex
organs are DIRTY, FILTHY, NASTY, YUK! YUK! YUK!  That's what my
Christian parents taught me.  When I was about to leave home for
college, my parents set me up to have a private conselling session with
our Baptist preacher.  "Jim," he said, "stay clean.  Don't drink any
alcohol, and, above all, don't get any of that nasty WOMAN FILTH on
you.  Once you get WOMAN FILTH on you, it will never come off."  I guess
the poor heathens are never taught this essential lesson.  Anyway,
that's obviously why precious Jesus didn't pass through the birth
canal.  

Jim Washburn

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