Schizophrenia, God, & You!

Douglas R. Larson berean@brookings.net
Tue, 11 Nov 1997 23:48:36 -0600 (00879335316, 199711120545.XAA20667@serv.brookings.net)



> Martin-
> So where does the money go? Does the Vatican charge a franchise fee?
>
> Colorado was talking about taxing churches a year or two ago. There
> were several tax-exempt abuse cases, but the one that I remember where a
> church wanted to get out of over a $1 million in taxes for a golf course
> and country club that they were building. So government body (city of
> Colorado Springs?) also sited the church's involvement in political
> causes and their lack of involvement in resolving social problems. I
> never heard of any resolution on this.
Hi Martin, First of all, I've only revealed my former denomination membership by telephone to Ralph Nielsen. At this stage, I don't want to get into a pissing match with my former employers about revealing what was spent where, and why, giving them fuel and reason to come back and sue me and what little I've got left. Oh, Christians wouldn't do that--would they? You Bet!!! Christians within their own ranks are about the most litigant happy bunch of folk you'll ever meet. If I was smart to begin with, I should have assumed a false nickname and signed it as such--but with the archive, sooner or later they'll find out what path "I did take" when I left the pastorate. Paranoid? Perhaps. But I no longer find myself being that trusting soul that I once was--that's fer sure! ;-) What I will do is briefly explain how the "money chain" works within my former "burger franchise." Total Income $367,000.00 collection plate soup & sandwich feeds special services rental property & investments 1. Benevolence Fund Denominational (35%) (Money sent to denomination) This money is sent from our church checking account to the denominational headquarters on a monthly basis. (fiscal 2-95 to 2-96 totaled $128,450.00) That's alot of soup to feed the hungry my friends. This money is supposedly ate up by administrative costs, printing Sunday School materials, apportionment to seminary and bible college). 2. Missions Fund Denominational (10%) (Money sent to denomination) Special missions funds in South America (ditto fiscal - $36,700.00) 3. Missions Fund Local (20%) (Money sent from local church) Missions projects supported by local congregation, locally and abroad. (ditto fiscal - $74,400.00) 4. Alms Fund (5%) (Money sent from local church) This is the part that angers me. Some of the local elders claimed this fund was being abused, so they labeled the abusers in rejecting their claims for financial needs. So, the fund would generally "roll-over" back to the general fund for that "cushion." (ditto fiscal - $18,350) 5. Maintenance & Future Building Growth Fund (12%) (Money for FBG is held locally in savings account) Maintenance & Utility (ditto fiscal - $44040.00) 6. Pastoral & Education Fund (15%) Pastoral salary (ditto fiscal - $38,500.00) Secretarial salary (ditto fiscal - $12,000.00) Educational materials (ditto fiscal - $4500.00) 7.6. Investments & General Fund operating $10,060.00 Money that exists in this fund are invested by the elders in some type of fund. I'm not a banker nor a financial expert so I really don't have a clue as to how its done. My former church had acquired homes that were left to the church in the "Last & Will & Testaments" of dearly departed brothers. These homes are generally rented out as income for the church. To my knowledge our local church owns 3 homes. In the area in which I live, Scandinavians are the predominant ancestral descent ( of which I are one ;-) ) Scandy's are a very humble, quiet and generous lot. The congregation that I pastored had 550 baptized members, of which, only about 10% or so were "3 sprinkle Christians." I hope this helps. BTW: My ISP was down for two days. There seems to be problems with our main connections to Denver. If any of you sent a post to me and didn't receive an answer, it's probably because I didn't receive it. Doug Larson