God Smoking Cannabis--Cannabis Smoking God

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Matthew 6:25-34
25  "Therefore I tell you, do not worry about your life,
what you will eat or drink; or about your body, what you
will wear. Is not life more important than food, and the body
more important than clothes?

SARCASTIC COMMENTARY
No, one shouldn't worry about your life in regards to drink
and food.  As Jesus continues his drugged statement of
"is not life more important than food...?"... makes no sense
at all.  You see Jesus, one must eat food, and drink water
in order to sustain life.  Spiritual matters may perhaps 
nourish the soul, but a fleshly body must worry about the
material in order to keep his/her body alive.  

28  "And why do you worry about clothes? See how the lilies of
the field grow. They do not labor or spin.  29  Yet I tell you that 
not even Solomon in all his splendor was dressed like one of these.
30  If that is how God clothes the grass of the field, which is here
today and tomorrow is thrown into the fire, will he not much more
clothe you, O you of little faith?  31  So do not worry, saying, 
'What shall we eat?' or 'What shall we drink?' or 'What shall we wear?'
32  For the pagans run after all these things, and your heavenly Father
knows that you need them.  33  But seek first his kingdom and his 
righteousness, and all these things will be given to you as well.
34  Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry
about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own.

SARCASTIC COMMENTARY
Well, if this is how "God clothes the grass of the field," then how does
one explain to "HIS" children in Ethiopia, the drought of the fields,
and the famine that followed in the lands for years?  BY FAITH,
all your physical needs will be taken care of, as you "seek first his
kingdom."  Could this be evidence that Christ was nothing more
than a "pathological, deluded liar?"  Certainly!

Luke 12:11-12
11  "When you are brought before synagogues, rulers and authorities,
do not worry about how you will defend yourselves or what you will say,
12  for the Holy Spirit will teach you at that time what you should say."

Luke 21:14-15
14  But make up your mind not to worry beforehand how you will defend
yourselves.  15  For I will give you words and wisdom that none of your
adversaries will be able to resist or contradict.

SARCASTIC COMMENTARY
Delusion, pure delusion!  If God the Holy Spirit, is the teacher supreme
of all truths, an "indwelling teacher supreme," then why the need for
scripture to begin with.  After all, the "Holy Spirit Teacher Supreme"
is that promised "Comforter God--Teacher God--Counselor God."
So with this "Holy Spirit Indwelling Teacher Supreme God,"
I simply ask this question.  Is that "H.S.E.T.S.G." the same
"H.S.E.T.S.G."  that possessed the bodies of Luther, Pelagius,
Calvin, Beza, Wesley, Melancthon, Zwingli, Augustine, Aquinas,
Arminius, Bruce, Finney, Matt Bell, John Paul II, Hus, St. Paul the
Apostle, St. James the Apostle, Menno, Justin Martyr, Origen,
Athanasius, and Tertullian?  If these are some of God's greatest
servants to HIS church (being taught by God Himself), then why
confusion and diametrically opposing doctrines in salvation that
stands in clear contradiction on all matters regarding salvation from
first to last?

I want what God is smoking. We should all want what God is smoking!
I need what God is smoking.  We all need what God is smoking!
We need enough cannabis to understand His motives
in sending mankind a scrambled, contradictory, foolish, and
non-sensical approach to mankind's eternal destiny!  If this living
God cannot help us (as He promised in the text above and others)
in taking care of our fleshly needs, then this only forces us to believe
one of two things because of His deafening silence and inability in
fulfilling these promises upon those He claims to love!

1.  We have a deity that touches not this world--for whatever reason
	a.  The God of the Bible is clearly rendered false

2.  No deity exists--say hello to that pool of slime!

Shit!  Coming off of this "God induced high" is an extreme bummer,
man!  But after one begins to withdrawal from this induced
metaphysical high, one begins to crave the "real food of truth"
that closely resembles the hippie form of "munchies."  I'd really hate to
guess as to what St. John the beloved smoked as his induced state
gave him a wild ass ride while on that Island of Patmos.  Mushrooms
grow on Islands, don't they?

Doug Larson

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