On Sat, 29 Mar 1997, Walter Nusbaum wrote:
> At 02:43 PM 3/29/97 -0500, you wrote:
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> > Hello, this is Tony. Please do not even try to quote
> >scriptures to me, or I will show you that are wrong. For one ALL of your
> >understanding of scriptures could be wrong, because you do not have the
> >annointing or the Holy Ghost. Basically anything a non-Christian says to
> >a Christian about the Bible could be wrong. The only one that has the
> >final word on the truth is God.
> >
> >Tony Woodcock
>
> Okay, so try these:
>
> Consider the ignorance of the average fundy. Then, realize that 1/2 of all
> of them are dumber than that!
>
> If the bible proves that god exists, then comic books prove the existence of
> Superman.
>
> Missionaries go forth to christianize the savages...as if the savages
> weren't dangerous enough already.
>
> They found Noah's Ark with a "Made in Japan" sign on it.
>
> Why be born again, when you can just grow up?
>
> "Garbage in...Gospel out".
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> It's *your* god; they're *your* rules; *you* go to hell!
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> God blames Adam; Adam blames Eve; Eve blames the serpent and the serpent
> didn't have a leg to stand on.
>
> If god made man in his image, man has certainly returned the compliment.
>
> What the OT really said was "Don't kill anyone until you're absolutely
> certain they're not well-connected".
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> Don't you know there ain't no devil? It's just god when he's drunk!
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> Where it is an absolute duty to worship the sun, it's pretty certain to be a
> crime to examine the laws of heat.
>
> Oh lord, if there is a lord; save my soul, if I have a soul.
>
> The fact of being born augurs poorly for immortality.
>
> You can fool too many people, too much of the time.
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> We find a watch and say "So curious and wonderful a thing must have a maker".
> We find the watchmaker and say "So curious and wonderful a thing must have a
> maker".
> We find god and say "So curious and wonderful thing must *not* have a
> maker". What kind of reasoning is this?
>
> Jesus is coming. Look busy!
>
> Well, hope you enjoyed'em.
> Walt Sr.
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