Re: 5 words or less. (fwd)
Ralph Nielsen (nielsen@uidaho.edu)
Thu, 24 Jul 1997 23:31:53 -0700
>>RJV 7/24
>LENNY
>
>Follow Only The Bible.
>
>RJV 7/24
>I've just got to have more fun with this.
>
>Lenny, I realize that you are a CoC'er, and that means that the OT laws
>are not binding. So, I'll just stick to the NT...
>
>Please answer all questions. If you disagree with some of these things,
>then I expect you to modify your religious belief statement.
>
>Lenny, do you hate your family? (LK 14:26)
>
>Lenny, may I have your computer? I ask this of you. (LK 6:30, LK 14:33)
>
>Lenny, do you have long hair? (1 CO 11:14)
>
>Lenny, do you greet fellow Christians with a Holy Kiss? (2 CO 13:12)
>
>Lenny, I have NEVER seen you thank Till for setting up this list. Why?
>Aren't you supposed to give thanks always? (1 Thess 5:18)
>
>Lenny, have you ever been to a doctor and had an illnes cured? Shame on
>you if you have... (JA 5:14-15)
>
>Lenny, have you ever taken an oath or made a vow? (MT 5:33-37)
>
>Lenny are you married? Have you left your wife or brothers or parents or
>children for the sake of the kingdom of God? (Luke 18:29)
>
RALPH NIELSEN
And you don't have to answer these questions under oath, Lenny; all you
have to do is to say either "Yes, yes" or "No, no" (Matt. 5:37).