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>When I was young, I prayed every night for God to give me a bicycle.

>When I got older, I realised that God does not answer selfish prayers

>like that.

>

>So I just stole one and prayed for Him to forgive me.


God obviously favors me more than you because when I was young I
also prayed for a bicycle.  The next day, God came to me in the
appearence of a burning bush and said, "I am the God of Abraham,
Issac, and Jacob.  I have heard your prayers.  Do you see that
bicycle sitting over there at the 7-11 store?  It is now yours."
Then he disappeared.  I took the bike.  Then an angry kid ran 
out of the store after me claiming that it was his bike.  I told
him that God himself told me that it was mine but the kid didn't
believe me.  So I clobbered him for being the unbelieving heathen
that he was and took off.  Unfortunately the police and our 
parents were unbelieving heathens too and I could not overcome
them in battle.  So I guess you could say that I was also
persecuted for my faith.

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