An inerrant Bible for you guys
Chris Ashton Chris Ashton <cashton@engr.arizona.edu>
Wed, 17 Dec 1997 15:17:37 -0700 (MST) (00882418657, Pine.OSF.3.95.971217150027.9217B-100000@engr.arizona.edu)
> >>MARTIN
> >>I think your inerrant book has several spelling and grammatical errors
> >>in it. I'm sure Till can find even more.
> TILL
> Yes, I thought the same thing. There are so many spelling and
> grammatical mistakes in it that proving errancy in it is as easy as
> proving errancy in the Bible.
You can't even begin to accuse the Book of Brian of being grammatically
errant unless you have a perfect standard of grammer to compare it to.
But, as Brian mentioned, English grammer has changed so much over the
years while the Book of Brian never changes. How can you possibly
thing that English grammer is inerrant? By appealing to the existance of
a so-called "perfect grammer" you implictly acknowledge that there IS one,
and as we all know, that grammer is Brian's. Let's face it, Brian's
grammer is higher than your grammer, and try as you can, you cannot in
your puny human wisdom understand it.
Tounge-in-cheekly
- Chris
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