An inerrant Bible for you guys
Martin Blazevich mblazevi@atsmail.gc.lucent.com
Mon, 15 Dec 1997 16:34:56 -0500 (00882243296, 3495A280.2167@atsmail.lucent.com)
Rick Chapman wrote:
>
> Brian Dean wrote:
>
> > I have received a message from God which has inspired me to finally
> > write an inerrant Bible. Here it goes.
> >
> > ______________________________________________________
> >
> > The Book of Brian
> >
> > Everything that Brian Michael Dean says that comes from God is true.
> > Also [sic] whenever Brian Michael Dean says that he has gotten this
> > message from God, this is also infallible and true. Brian Michael
> > Dean currently lives in Columbus Ohio and works for a company
> > called Conquest which has mergered [sic] and is becoming a part of
> > another company called Smartalk. He works as a computer programmer
> > writing programs in Visual C++. He also has a Bachelor's degree
> > in Mathematics.
> >
> > Everything in this Book of Brian is inerrant and true for God told
> > Brian to write this book. God has also ordained it to be true that
> > in order to be saved, you must eat pepperoni pizza at least once a
> > month and you must believe that God will save you for eating this
> > pizza.
> >
> > As to this book being true, it is prophisized [sic] that because of this
> > book, a certain girl who is now single and a freethinker, will see
> > this and try to get to know this Brian Dean a little better.
> >
> > That is all for the Book of Brian. Not some really boring, long,
> > gross book like the Bible. [sic] If anyone adds to the Book of Brian,
> > then God will add that persons [sic] least favorite topings [sic] to his
> > pepperoni pizza. If anyone takes away from the Book of Brian, God
> > will take away certain chances of meeting any certain special person.
> >
[snip]
> >
> > Anyway, what do you guys think?
Martin-
I think your inerrant book has several spelling and grammatical errors
in it. I'm sure Till can find even more.