An inerrant Bible for you guys

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I have received a message from God which has inspired me to finally
write an inerrant Bible.  Here it goes.

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The Book of Brian

Everything that Brian Michael Dean says that comes from God is true.
Also whenever Brian Michael Dean says that he has gotten this 
message from God, this is also infallible and true.  Brian Michael
Dean currently lives in Columbus Ohio and works for a company
called Conquest which has mergered and is becoming a part of
another company called Smartalk.  He works as a computer programmer
writing programs in Visual C++.  He also has a Bachelor's degree
in Mathematics.

Everything in this Book of Brian is inerrant and true for God told
Brian to write this book.  God has also ordained it to be true that
in order to be saved, you must eat pepperoni pizza at least once a
month and you must believe that God will save you for eating this
pizza.

As to this book being true, it is prophisized that because of this
book, a certain girl who is now single and a freethinker, will see
this and try to get to know this Brian Dean a little better.

That is all for the Book of Brian.  Not some really boring, long,
gross book like the Bible.  If anyone adds to the Book of Brian, 
then God will add that persons least favorite topings to his 
pepperoni pizza.  If anyone takes away from the Book of Brian, God
will take away certain chances of meeting any certain special person.

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I would like to say that this book is infallible not only because
it claims to be infallible, but because it describes events which
are in fact true about Brian Dean.  It can not be disproved because
the prophesy about not meeting someone can always be claimed (i.e.
it is not falsifiable).  I left the prophesy about the single girl vague 
enough that any response at all from a single girl would suffice as a 
fulfillment of it.  Plus, what better use is there for writing an 
infallible book than getting a date? :-)

Anyway, what do you guys think?

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