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AutismUK@aol.com AutismUK@aol.com
Fri, 22 Aug 1997 12:50:36 -0400 (EDT) (00872290236, 970822124913_-500549825@emout19.mail.aol.com)
In a message dated 22/8/97 15:57:38, you write:
>> For instance, "it's remarkable" how well Windows NT 4.0 works compared
>> to Windows 2.0, but I don't think you'll tell me it's perfect, or a
>> creation of an infinite god. Will you?
> WHAT?!! Bill Gates is not God? (Do you think anybody has the nerve to
> tell him that?) <G>
Hmmm... never heard the words 'works' and 'well' applied to an MS O/S
before (except maybe DOS3.3 ?)
Actually God and BillG have many common features - a complete lack of
coherency, capricious behaviour, only telling you the rules after you've
made the mistakes, desire to control everyone etc. Is Windows 95 God's
punishment for us ? Could Memphis be the much prophesised Armegeddon ?
- will Jesus return 7 years after a Bug-free Windows appears (whew ! no
probs)
Did Satan write Linux and OS/2 to turn us from the true path of right[This
application has terminated with an error at 0442:CA36]ouesness. (For
proof see GetDeviceCaps II.4)
However, the Bible is a far more coherent and consistent document than
the Windows Technical References, however there are a bunch of idiots in
Redmond who believe the APIRef to be inerrant and internally consistent.
I don't think theres an intelligent designer behind Windows either.
(and if you don't believe me look at the API design !)
Paul Robson (autismuk@aol.com)
[Occasional Windows Developer]