The day before yesterday Little Richard played to a packed house
here in Fayetteville.
Guess who tuned his piano.
That makes two celebrities that I have tuned for. Anita Bryant and
Little Richard. If those two aren't a contradiction, I don't know what is!
Whop bobba luba a lop bam boom,
Darrel
(piano technician for the stars)
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Obligatory Bible contradiction:
Paul is the least of the apostles
For I am the least of the apostles, who am not fit to be called an
apostle, because I persecuted the church of God. 1 Cor 15:9
VERSUS
Paul is not the least of the apostles.
For I consider myself not in the least inferior to the most eminent
apostles. 2 Cor 11:5