Oh, I made fun of the Penteteuch in my book. I made fun of your god and all
his unholy charactors, his talking ass and the honorable snake who like
George Washington couldn't tell a lie. God dressing Adam and Eve in animal
skins like Barbie dolls because Eve's skill with a needle (Man's first
invention) left little to the imagination. Tell me Walt Jr. What did the
serpent look like before he was made to crawl on the ground?
Walt Jr. tell me the most wonderful story in the Penteteuch. All I see are
horror tales. If I were to change the names of all the characters involved,
changed God to Satan and wrote it as a conventional novel, every god damned
conservative christian in the country would want the book banned from every
school library.
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