<< I can't remember where I saw this. If anyone has one of these archaic end
time predictions, I'd love to see it! >>
DAR
I don't have an archaic one but I do have a pretty funny modern one.
Watch these guys squirm.
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THE END IS NEARISH!
[From a series of press releases issued between August 1993 and
October 1994 by Neal Chase, spokesman for Baha'is Under the
Provisions of the Covenant, a religious sect based in Missoula,
Montana.] (Harper's, Feb. '95, p.22)
1.) RELEASE DATE: AUGUST 4, 1993
In our previous releases, we gave you the exact date that New
York was to be bombed: November 26, 1992, the Day of the
Covenant. That date, plus the prophesied season of three months
(Daniel 7:12) brought us to February 26, 1993, the day, the
minute, the hour, the second that the World Trade Center was
bombed. We stated that this was just an OMEN of the big one
yet to come.
Now we are giving the date for the big one. Saddam Hussein
has vowed to take revenge on New York and the United Nations
for what they did to his country. Ezekiel gives us THE VERY
DAY that this will happen. In chapter 4, verse 5, he states that
the destruction of the city will last 190 days, which, counting
from the date of the bombing of the World Trade Center, brings
us exactly to September 4, 1993, the day the UN building and all
New York City will be nuked.
We have warned you. The blood of the people is not on our
hands.
2.) RELEASE DATE: SEPTEMBER 27, 1993
From the date of the World Trade Center bombing of February
26, 1993 (which we accurately predicted), there were exactly 190
days to September 4, 1993. Ezekiel then gives 40 more days in
chapter 4, verse 6, which brings us to October 14, 1993, the day
the UN building and all New York City will be destroyed by a
thermonuclear bomb!
Noah sent out three releases telling the people the day of the
flood to come. With the third and final release, the flood wiped
out those who had scoffed at him. This release is the third
release pertaining to the big one. This third release is the final
blast, the warning trumpet.
The waiting is over.
3.) RELEASE DATE: NOVEMBER 1, 1993
On March 23, 1994, the veils will be rent asunder with the
fiery holocaust of New York City's millions of inhabitants! Forty
days later, on May 2, 1994, will come the Battle of Armageddon,
in which one third of mankind will be killed in one hour of
thermonuclear war.
WE DIDN'T MAKE A MISTAKE when we wrote in our
previous releases that New York would be destroyed on
September 4 and October 14, 1993. We didn't make a mistake,
not even a teeny eeny one!
The New Jerusalem Bible and the New English Bible both say,
in Ezekiel 4, that the destruction of the city of New York will
occur over a period of 190 days. But the King James Version and
the Revised Standard Version give 390 days for that same verse
of Ezekiel. We gave the earlier date because if we had given the
later date of 390 days and all New York had been destroyed after
190 days --on September 4--or even 40 days after that--on
October 14--then everyone would be dead and we would be to
blame for having misguided the people.
There shall be no more delay! God never makes a promise he
doesn't keep.
4.) RELEASE DATE: APRIL 4, 1994
All the dates we have given in our past releases are correct
dates given by God as contained in the Holy Scriptures. Not one
of these dates was wrong; all of them pertain to the siege of the
city of New York and the UN building, which will come to an
end on May 2, 1994.
Exactly 390 days after the World Trade Center bombing, on
March 23, 1994, came the Edison Gas Explosion. [A gas
pipeline exploded in Edison, New Jersey, on March 24, injuring
about a hundred residents.] As reported by the "New York
Times," it was likened by eyewitnesses to a nuclear blast
comparable to Nagasaki or Hiroshima. This woke up the people
of that area, who are in IMMEDIATE DANGER, so that now
they can leave the city by May 2, 1994, when the siege will be
complete.
Ezekiel gives a total of 430 days for the siege of the city, one
day for each year that the Israelites were in captivity in Egypt
before the Exodus of Moses. Four hundred and thirty days
added to the World Trade Center bombing of February 26, 1993,
brings us exactly to May 2, 1994.
By now, all the people have been forewarned. We have done
our job.
5.) RELEASE DATE: OCTOBER 9, 1994
Exactly as we have been predicting, Saddam Hussein has now
mobilized his forces to take his revenge for the Gulf War: full-
scale thermonuclear destruction of the UN building and all New
York City, scheduled to take place on November 26, 1994, give
or take a week or two.
On May 2, 1994, there was the Lincoln Tunnel Explosion,
which completed the days of the siege. [On May 5, a helicopter
crashed near the New Jersey entrance to the Lincoln Tunnel and
burst into flames, killing two.] In Revelation 8 it says that there
will be "silence in heaven for about half an hour." The original
Greek shows that in fact this half hour is half a year, or about
180 days. About 180 days from May 2, 1994, brings us to the
significant Holy Day of November 26, 1994. The Bible does not
say exactly 180 days but about that much time, with a week or
two leeway, for the nuclear destruction of the UN building and
New York City to take place.
We are the only ones in the entire world guiding the people to
their safety, security, and salvation!
We have a 100 percent track record!
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