Re: The Devil and Dave
yoel haalmoni (core@rof.net)
Sat, 12 Apr 1997 16:43:51 -0600 (MDT)
>SARAH
>I think I can explain Dave's meaning:
>
> Dave-
>"I want to live in North America in such a way that the devil would rather
>have me overseas as a missionary"
>
> yoel-
> What does this mean? Seriously, I don't understand the concept.
>
>
>SARAH
>I think he means that he wants to live in North America so badly, that in
>order to punish Dave, the Devil would rather have him be a missionary
>preaching Christianity instead of living in North America.
>Do you see? The Devil, according to Dave, doesn't like missionaries but
>would tolerate Dave being a missionary overseas just to punish him.
yoel-
....(incredulously) OK........ Why does the devil hate Dave so much?
Because he is so holy?
Is this true Dave? Is this what you think? That the Devil doesn't want you
in North America? What is so special about North America. You need help. I
didn't know you were so far gone. I am worried for you.
By the way, I think Canada scarecly qualifies as North America, it's more
like the North POLE! So, maybe if you tell the devil that, he'll leave you
alone.
I hope so.
Dave.
yoel