When all of a sudden he had to go to the bathroom REALLY BAD! "Whoa! Excuse me for a moment."
Luckily, Jesus was standing nearby. So Saint Peter called to Him and asked... "Can you take over my job for a little while? It's easy. All you have to do is ask them what their occupation was, if they had any family. Stuff like that."
And Jesus said...
"But of course. Take your time."
So Jesus took over Saint Peter's job...
"What was your occupation? Did you have any family?"
All was going well when a sweet-looking old man approached...
And Jesus began to question him...
"What was your occupation?
"I was a carpenter."
Jesus leaned forward...
"You were a carpenter?
"Yes"
"Did you have any family?
"Well, I had a son once, but I lost him."
Jesus leaned FARTHER forward...
"You had a son once but you lost him?!?
"Yes."
"Can you describe what he looked like?
"He had holes in his hands and feet."
Jesus leaned EVEN FARTHER forward...
"He had HOLES in his hands and feet!
"Yes."
Jesus paused for a moment.
THEN
"DAD"???
" P I N O C C H I O " ? ? ?